It will be interesting.
October 13th, 2021
BREAKING NEWS: JOE BIDEN, KEY GOVERNMENT FIGURES VANISHED, PRESUMED DEAD
Tragedy has stricken Washington D.C. as President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., 46th President of the United States, along with several other US Government officials, have disappeared. Vice President Kamala Harris was sworn into the office of President by Justice Stephen Breyer, after Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Clarence Thomas disappeared. Many national defense and intelligence officials, including the Secretary of Defense and the Director of National Intelligence, have survived. However, the damage is widespread.
Preliminary reports showed a mysterious "dust" swept across DC (and the world) at 4:36 AM EST this morning, and with it half of the population disappeared. So far, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy are confirmed to be alive. Senate President Pro Tempore Patrick Leahy is confirmed to be gone, as is California Senator Dianne Feinstein. Washington Senator Patty Murray was temporarily sworn in as President Pro Tempore, a key position as it is now 3rd-in-line for the Presidency with Harris now having assumed the Presidency.
Meanwhile, Government forces have identified the status of all Cabinet and Cabinet-level officials, Senators, and Supreme Court Justices in the aftermath of this morning's tragedy. They have found that 46 United States Senators are gone, leaving 28 Republicans and 26 Democrats.
The Government is currently finding the status for Governors and Members of the US House of Representatives. Additionally, preliminary estimates out of the world's smallest countries, including Vatican City, show that half of the population is gone. The cause of this event is unknown.