2024 United States Senate elections (Hairy Woodchuck)

The 2024 United States Senate elections saw Republicans flip 2 Democratic seats while Democrats flipped 1 Republican seat and picked up a seat that used to be occupied by an independent. 4 Democrats retired- Joe Manchin (D-WV), Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), Tom Carper (D-DE), and Ben Cardin (D-MD). Angus King (I-ME) also retired, leaving 5 open seats. Democrats won 4 of the 5 seats, with the only Republican victory being in deep red West Virginia. There were 2 incumbents who were defeated. The first was Senator Sherrod Brown (D-OH) who was unable to overcome he state's increasing support of rightwing extremism. He lost to Jim Jordan, a fascist extremist. However, Democrats defeated fascist extremist Ted Cruz, as Texas was trending rapidly blue. Cruz was defeated by Scott Kelly, a former astronaut and the identical twin brother to Arizona Senator Scott Kelly. Although Cruz performed very strongly in rural Texas and performed surprisingly well in counties in south Texas, Kelly trounced Cruz in all of the urban areas and their surrounding suburbs. Cruz, being the fascist that he was, refused to concede to Kelly and tried to get the Supreme Court to overturn the election. However, the Supreme Court refused to hear the case as they said it was a state matter and that it was not in their power to intervene. Ultimately, Cruz had no choice but to give up and he was indicted on several counts of sedition and corruption shortly after leaving office.