User:IAmFester96/United States Presidential Election, 2028 (Normalcy) (Fester96)

Mark Zuckerberg’s presidency was a calamity. Halfway through his presidency, he was doing great. He had recently signed in a law to deport all disabled people and children and it was going fabulously. That was until Ian Carter, famed media personality decided to write a document insulting Mark’s chin. Mark was now hated by the Armenian public and therefore he did not run for re-election.

If one thing is clear, It’s that Tyler Blevins wasn’t born yesterday. Wife of the famous Jessica Blevins, he had decided that he wanted to beat his wife’s popularity by becoming El Presidente. Tyler was a proud citizen of Detroit, Michigan so he has had a relatively easy life. He doesn’t know hardships like Jeb Bush did. It would be an uphill battle for his Victory Royale in this election.

Simon Cowell was distraught. Ratings were low, the latest X Factor winners Rak-Su had decided to become professional painters, and he was caught snogging Louis Walsh. Simon wanted a bigger house. He had to run for President. Despite all of this, Simon was loved by the public. He didn’t know much about the Tea Party but won their nomination because he was British. The debates would be easy, Simon roasts people for a living! As long as Gordon Ramsay doesn’t run, he’d be alright.

FuturisticHub was the creator of amazing videos involving Minecraft feet and this. People thought his videos were horrifying but they were just dum noob haterz. Tyler Blevins needed somebody who was popular with children to be his running mate, so he chose Mr. Hub.

Harry Styles might be rich, but he‘s actually a slave of Simon Cowell. Anything Simon says, Harry will do. Once he engaged in a fistfight with Justin Bieber for Simon Cowell’s entertainment. It really is quite strange. So of course, when Mr. Cowell demanded that he become his running mate, he accepted.

The debates were discombobulating. Mr. Blevins simply started screaming “WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SH*T!?” whenever Cowell spoke, and Cowell repeatedly tried to tell Tyler that he’d been eliminated from the competition(?), but one thing was learned. There’s no saying no to Tyler Blevins. Tyler was despondent after the debates. So much that he got out his trusty Special Capable Assault Rifle and rained hell on the children at the mall. This heroic action blindsided Simon Cowell and come election day Tyler won every state, even Retail Row, where Simon lived. Everybody was overjoyed. They had high hopes for President Blevins. He was going to be the greatest president in history.