User blog comment:X3ccBliTzz/Wow, I'm such a bad person/@comment-27999170-20170105010909/@comment-33193012-20170105015255

I don't wanna sound like a dick Derp, but on average I'm gonna live 20 years longer than you, 10 years longer than MK, 5 years longer than Ryan, and 15 years longer than Rafi.

NO OFFENCE, THIS IS JUST FACTS!