Scenario: it’s a strange universe

WIP

note: the it’s a strange universe (ISU) scenario is made purely for fun and should not be taken seriously in any way.

In the future humanity gains the ability to travel the galaxy using FTL devices capable of reaching 730c (730 times the speed of ligh) and they arrive is a very strange universe with no apperent rules or regulations.

what can happen?
As I have stated this scenario is just insane literally anything can happen, from a race of drug-addicted aliens waging a war against the galaxy to a professor accidentaly sucking an entire planet 2000 years back in time. The only rule is that it all happens in the milky way galaxy (and of course it should make very little sense). The only thing that I still have to mention is that I would rather not have superhumans, maybe superaliens or weird tech but no superhumans.

the galaxy
The entirety of this scenario takes place in the milky way galaxy, which is split into 50 regions: Center-region, α-region, Α-region, β-region, Β-region, γ-region, Γ-region, δ-region, Δ-region,              Ε-region, ε-region, ζ-region, Ζ-region, η-region, Η-region, θ-region, Θ-region, ι-region, Ι-region,         κ-region, Κ-region, λ-region, Λ-region, μ-region, Μ-region, ν-region, Ν-region, ξ-region, Ξ-region,     ο-region, Ο-region, Π-region,  π-region, Ρ-region, ρ-region, Σ-region, σ-region, ς-region, Τ-region,    τ-region, Υ-region, υ-region, Φ-region, φ-region, Χ-region, χ-region, Ψ-region, ψ-region, ω-region And Ω-region.

pages

 * The Sd’rawkca 8 incident
 * The sheromi war
 * The battle of the past simple tense of shine

The black hole night club
At the centre of the universe just outside of the black hole event horizon there is a night club, it is the most famous one in the galaxy and there are usually thousands even millions of people there.

The moon death rays
The moon has actually 2 eyes capable of shooting a powerfull deathray to blow up the earth, it nearly did this when Thomy ate all the icecream without sharing any. The ray was stopped when they unrolled a giant trampoline which bounced the ray back into space.

The boulder planet
A planet which is inhabited by a civilization of giant boulders who can achieve an astounding speed of 2 meters every minute.

the sloth revolution
In the year 2020 sloths attempted a coup on the entire world, they failed because one unit moved to fats for their plans.