User:IAmFester96/United States Presidential Election, 2024 (Normalcy)

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By this point in his life, things were only looking worse and worse for Jeb Bush. Democrats had taken control of both houses and the tax rate was set to 1 quadrillion percent, meaning that the Rothschilds couldn’t afford food, let alone controlling the world. It all went to chaos. Bush was found peeing in a bush that turned out to be his brother George. While he did it he complained about something involving a Tony Blair conspiracy. His approval rating dropped to 99%.

Meanwhile, due to intense fluctuations in BitCoin’s worth, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg became the richest man in the world, with his vice Nick Clegg in second place.

With AlterNude just coming out, the 5th game in the Undertale series, Sans Und. Ertale was very popular with the plebs. Even more so than Nigel Farage. With his hit band Sans and the Fazbears he toured across the globe performing songs such as “megalovonio” and “something something insert words dream, hope or determination here“. He was truly at the top of the world. Nigella Farage had been having a pint with Grime Kingister of England Bonjola Johnsans and was convinced by him to run for El Presidente. Nigella had been winning the PEEPUL’S VOAT until the debates. Whenever he tried to speak Zuckerberg would reply with “HISSSSS, LOOK AT THIS KID! HE LITERALLY WANTS TO MAKE ME KILL MYSELF! I WANT TO DRINK BLEACH!“ the public thought this was savage and voted Zuckerberg in 42-0 electoral votes.