User:IAmFester96/United States presidential election, 2020 (Normalcy)

Being Jeb! Bush is not easy. The former Florida gubernatorial election 1994 Republican nominee hasn’t had the greatest of lives to say the least. Constant mockery for his serious presidential campaign, his brother accidentally announcing said campaign on October 2014 (He’d get peed on for that later on) and many more hilarious hijinks. But Jeb! Wasn’t here for games. He wanted the fame, no matter the pain(e). He’s slain(e). He’s shamed. Now he’s came.

Famous former Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Tennessee's 4th district Al Gore was also back for revenge. Meanie Orange Man 🧓 had said climbout change was not real. Al Gore would remember that.

On the summer solstice of 2020, Al climbed on top of Stonehenge and screamed like an eagle. “CAW CAW” he cried, before a bunch of birds appeared carrying squirrels. They carried him back to the United States of Armenia 🇱🇷 to debate the evil Jeb! All the animals and homo sapiens were cheering for Jeb! He constantly made animal noises and recited “Old Mcdonald Had a Farm” and defeated Jeb! In the debates handily. Come election night, all the humans, all the pigs, all the cows, all the dogs, all the slugs and all the Russians voted for Al. Al was going to get his wish, 20 years later. Al Gore was going to be President of the United States.

However, to Al’s despair, Jeb had peed on the electoral map. It was now yellow. Megyn Kelly used that as an excuse to call Jeb! the winner with 538 electoral votes.

Al had lost for now, but he’d be back. One day. Maybe. Perhaps. Possibly.