User blog:SimplyJake15/the totally real story of my life

i was born an attack helicopter in September 1940, I was used as a WW2 U.S. Helicopter. In 1943 when I was 3 years old I almost died but I somehow survived. i later died :(. I was reincarnated as Barack Obama and blah blah blah. in 2067 after Obama died I turned into a man called Zachary James who was a good person and in 2143 Zachary died and I time travled back to sometime in florida and someone called jake was born. I am now officially a attack helicopter was time traveled and was barack obama and turned into a murderer?

lmao