Corrupt-A-Wish

How it works
This game works by you responding to the next person. You respond to (and corrupt) a previous wish, then add your own. Note: '''I, and I alone, will occasionally archive this to prevent endless scrolling. '''

Example
And so on.
 * User A: (Responds to previous wish) I wish for a bowling ball.
 * User B: It falls on your head from an airplane. I wish for a computer
 * User C: It fails to boot. I wish for complete control of this wiki

The game

 * I wish for a partridge. (I can't respond to a previous one because I'm the first)
 * It runs away. I wish for a crazy alien.
 * It kills you and attacks Earth. I wish to control all of Wikia.
 * Trolls attack you through the messages. I wish to control all of Earth.
 * You succeed but every life form on the planet moves planets because of a nuclear war so you control a wasteland.I wish to control all of the universe.
 * It ends. I wish to restart the universe.
 * You succeed but the previous universe still exists and all life moves there.I wish to control the cosmos.
 * Everything gets crunched back into a singularity. I wish to be an immortal deity with unlimited power.
 * You succeed but then people steal your powers and immortality and kill you.I wish to control the cosmos which cannot be crunched back.
 * You succeed but then the Mogons mount a rebellion and kill you. I wish to be resurrected.
 * You succeed but die 2 seconds later.I wish to control the cosmos which cannot be crunched back and aliens cannot rebel either
 * God himself comes down from the heavens and tells you that no matter what, I shall not let you have the cosmos and sends you to purgatory forever. I wish for a wizard friend.