2032 Presidential Election (Pax Vaushica)

The 2032 United States presidential election took place on Tuesday, November 2, 2032. It was the 62nd quadrennial presidential election. Washington Senator Ian Kochinski would defeat Incumbent President Ron DeSantis in a landslide victory. The issues of the campaign trail included the recent war in Turkey, the minimum wage, the DeSantis scandal, and the future of the country as a whole. Kochinski's supreme debate skills is believed to have led him to building the most unconventional party coalition in American history consisting of progressives, conservatives, liberals, racists, anti-racists, communists, ice cream truck drivers, pirates, and astronauts which would defeat the weak and scandal-ridden DeSantis ticket. However, DeSantis still managed to win the state of Alabama and carried the incest vote by 97%.

Course of the election
Throughout much of Ron DeSantis Presidency, the United States experienced economic and societal decay. DeSantis tried to sidestep this decay by blaming it on transgender people and "critical race theory" rather than his own incompetence. In order to fight the trans people, DeSantis and the Republican congress would pass the "child genital inspection act", a replica of legislation that DeSantis had passed as governor. This legislation allowed for DeSantis and other government officials to personally inspect the genitals of underaged children suspected of being transgender. However, this law would quickly become abused and DeSantis begun using it to mess with the genitals of children he found attractive. DeSantis' pedophilia would result in his approval rating dropping to 5% by 2030. DeSantis and the Republican party also adopted a policy of "Israel first, America second" and had begun giving 80% of the American GDP to the nation of Israel on a yearly basis, crippling the nation's economy in the process. However, this lunacy would come to an end when popular and scandal-free Senator from Washington Ian Kochinski would announce his run for President.

During the campaign trial, Kochinski promised that they would make america great again through a doctrine known as "SUPA CAPITALISM" and that they would carpet-bomb enemies of the great Central Intelligence Agency. Kochinski's support for the CIA, Super Capitalism, and astronaut suffrage would make him the leading contender. He'd select the legendary politician Hunter Biden of Delaware as his running mate. Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis had begun to shit himself and was panicking that his pro-Israel, pro-pedophilia agenda was not winning over the hearts of the American people. So, to counter this, he would select Alabama lawyer Roy Moore as his running mate, winning over the incest vote in the process. During the Presidential debates, things would not get better for Ron DeSantis. During the first debate, Ron DeSantis pooped his pants after being attacked by Kochinski for not knowing Alden's Number. For the rest of the campaign, Ron DeSantis was referred to by the media as "poopy Ronald" which only destroyed his already weakened mental health even further.

Outcome
On election day, the Kochinski-Biden ticket would win in a landslide against Ronald. They would carry every state except Alabama, which would have its statehood revoked by Kochinski via executive order anyway. A golden age of prosperity would be ushered in as Kochinski pursued policies which really spoke to the American people.

However, Ronald refused to concede the election. And in an insane, anamalistic rant which was supposed to be his concession speech, DeSantis claimed that he won in a landslide and that critical race theory had conspired against him and that he was chosen by God and that Kochinski was the REAL pedophile. However, nobody believed this and Ronald was sent to an insane asylum the day after the election. He later died of a heart attack there on December 27th, 2032.

Due to Ron DeSantis running a stupid and unhinged campaign, the Republican Party would dissolve the following year. This would result in 3 centuries of one-party rule in the United States in a period which would become known as the Vaushist regime.