User:IAmFester96/United States Presidential Election, 2032 (Normalcy)

Unfortunately for President Blevins, the Fortnight era of U.S Politics was over. People stopped supporting the roundhouse kicking of children for some strange reason. He was found rolling across the White House lawn naked whilst screaming “WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU LITTLE BIT*H”, until he was eventually put down by the vet. Vice President FuturisticHub was quickly kidnapped by Saudi Arabia in a bid to save the United States. There was no leader in charge until 2032. Being a Trans-Lesbian is hard. Nobody knows this better than Christine Chandler. Chris had been constantly bullied for pepper spraying a GameStop employee. Once he was President, he was going to sign a bill into law that made ’blarms’ illegal. Ellen was quite frankly shocked he hadn’t been president already. He deserved it. He was a Hollywood celebrity after all. Even 1994 Floridian Governor Republican Nominee Jeb Bush had been President. Ellen was sick of this. He called his good friend Barack and together they set off on a campaign.

What’s the point in having a running mate, Chris thought. It’s only a way to give a man power! WHAT THE HELL! '''THE PATRICK ARCHY IS BACK AT IT AGAIN! REEEEE!'''

Hey, uhh.

I’m Barack. Uhhhh. I say “uuuh” a lot. I have big spaces between sentences.

Chris bought a chainsaw to the debate and murdered Ellen. Chris died of Chlorea the next day. Everybody else had been shot by President Blevins. Nobody cast a vote. Once again, the United States were left without a president.