2024 United Kingdom general election (Il Donaldo Trumpo)

=2024 United Kingdom general election=

The 2024 United Kingdom general election was held on Thursday, 2 May 2024. It resulted in the Conservative Party receiving a landslide majority, winning all seats. The Conservatives made a net gain of 285 seats and won 99% of the popular vote – the highest percentage for any party since 2019. After it was found that QAnon was real in 10 February 2022, numerous leaks came out about politicians in the UK. It was also leaked that Queen Elizabeth was a 2 thousand year old lizard person who drinks the blood of newborns. There were many more scandals about the Royal Family, involving murder and numerous people being being secret homosexuals. Mike Lindell, who was revealed to be Q on 16 February 2022, personally flew to the UK with now-reinstated President Donald Trump, and instated Nigel Farage as the Prime Minister of the UK. Mike Lindell also personally took the Royal Family and threw them off the edge of the flat Earth which was broadcasted on Newsmax, Sky News Australia, and many other right wing news channels. Any channels that refused to cover it had their reporters and owners thrown off the edge of Earth as well by Mike Lindell himself.Most supposed labour seats were actually vacant due to resignations but labelled as labour seats to the radical socialist left not wanting to give up power. Shortly after the election, the European Union was abolished and all of the EU and Australia was absorbed by the UK. Due to many new people joining the country, the country got serious reform renaming to the New British Empire and the national anthem was changed to rap song created by Kanye West called "N***as in London" which was a parody of the song "N***as in Paris". This song was also played whenever the beloved Prime Minister Nigel Farage entered the room.