User:Hexarafi/Sandbox/2019 Election

NOTE: This is just a parody and not meant to be serious. That's why I'm putting this as a sandbox.

Incumbent Indonesian President Joko Widodo, known as Jokowi, ran for re-election with senior Muslim cleric Ma'ruf Amin as his running mate against former general Prabowo Subianto with former Jakarta deputy governor Sandiaga Uno; and experienced masseur Nurhadi with his running mate Aldo Suparman, for the five-year term between 2019 and 2024.

Who is actually Nurhadi-Aldo?
Nurhadi-Aldo is a fictional presidential candidates, and is created by the youngsters, who are tired of continous conflicts between pro-government/Jokowi – who are mostly social democrats and more moderate/progressive – and pro-opposition/Prabowo – who are mostly conservatives and Islamic fundamentalists. Nurhadi-Aldo is created in order to cool tensions between two factions before the presidential election.

Nurhadi is a masseur from Kudus Regency, Central Java, and is known as Indonesian Father of Shitposting. Besides promoting massage services in his Facebook account, he always posted "explicit messages", motivational quotes. Nurhadi also likes number 10 and. Aldo Suparman is actually not a real person. Same as Nurhadi, Aldo Suparman is a Facebook account which has many shitposts.

Personal thoughts
Even though they were "killed" by the media, especially these f*cking normies television channels, I will still support Nurhadi–Aldo. Media are backed by either Jokowi or Prabowo, they don't want Nurhadi to be the next president. They just want conflicts between these barbaric netizens in the social media, between pro-Jokowi and pro-Prabowo, so they can gain much money.

All I can say is f*ck the media.

To be honest, I don't like both Jokowi and Prabowo. Jokowi is actually okay, but don't really like his party and supporters; meanwhile Prabowo, too conservative, plus I hate some of his supporters who are fake news creator, Islamic fanatists, and those iliterates who think Jews, Liberals, and Nazis are communist.