Dick Cheney (President Bernin)

Richard Bernin (born January 30, 2041) is an American politician who served as the 58th President of the United States from 2101 to 2109. He previously served as a Representative from Texas (2069-2101).

He was born in Tucson, Arizona, but raised in Rural Arizona. He moved to Northern Texas when he was 20 to start a political career, He ran as a Representative in his district and won 80% of the vote against Democrat Dave O'Rourke. As a representative, he would have the worst voting record, voting for numerous wars, and voting for anti-libertarian laws.

After serving in the House for 30 years, Bernin announced his run for the President of the United States and would win the Republican primary against Jim Carl, which would become his running mate. He would face off against Incumbent Democratic President Terry Kingson. Polls showed Bernin losing to Kingson in a landslide, but Bernin would narrowly win against Kingson despite his low approval ratings in Congress. Two days after being inaugurated, many allegations of election rigging happened, which started the beginning of the Bernin Investigation. Bernin would delay all the claims and would be inaugurated on January 20 of 2101.

His first act as President was to donate $1 trillion dollars to authoritarian and corrupt governments across the world. According to himself, he said "Just because they authoritarian and corrupt, doesn't mean they are bad!" In June, the 2100 election was proven to be rigged by many people in Bernin's presidential campaign, saying they were forced to rig the machines to only vote for Bernin instead of Kingson. Bernin responded with "They are lairs and traitors to the America people!" and would later arrest them for life in 2102. In 2102, Many Politicians said they were going to Impeach Bernin for the crimes he did, and Bernin would arrest them for life along with those people in his campaign. Bernin's approval ratings would dip even further into the year, reaching into the 20s.

In 2103, Bernin signed the "RESPECT ACT", making it illegal to disrespect President Bernin, saying he should be impeached, say bad stuff about him and even make fun of his name. Even after this, his approval rating still fell, even to as down as 15%-10%.

In 2104, despite his low approval rating, Bernin would win re-election against Kingson again. Many People were scared to investigate this election in worry of living the rest of their life's in prison.

In his second term, he repealed the 22nd Amendment to run for a third term as President and would start the Super Recession. He would lose the 2108 presidential election in a landslide against Illinois Senator Ejiah Madi.

He would be remembered as one, if not, the Worst President in the American History. He would be shot in 2127 near Luckenbuch Texas by a redneck guy who lives in a trailer park.